I caught myself having not just one ridiculous thought, but lots. I must have been mentally doodling while playing a game as I realised I'd made up part of a stand up comedy routine . My question is why? It's not as though I'm asked to entertain a crowd of people on even an irregular basis and I have no ambition to do so. I can't see when having such a routine would benefit me. I'm unlikely to be captured by terrorists and forced to put on a show. If I was, I wouldn't want to use that material anyhow. Given that it revolved around a certain sex act, I wouldn't want to give them any ideas.
Ah, the perils of staying up late.